Survivor Pool from the Halls of 2030

Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable. Up 21-3, the Chiefs offense quit working once Travis Kelce got hurt, and a fluke Mariota-to-Mariota TD ignited the improbable Tennessee comeback. Eight of 12 players got nuked on the very first game of the playoffs. Ouch. Good luck to the remaining four - Andrea, Erron, Michael and Sean.

Tennessee is gonna lose, but at least Marcus Mariota finally found a decent receiver.

Denver's inexplicable loss to the winless Giants knocked out Jenna -- leaving Andrea as the last one standing. Andrea wins the $150 thanks to Washington's narrow victory over the hard luck Niners. Was it a great pick?  She survived. So...yes, it was.

We are down to the final two survivors, both chasing the $150 purse. With a bunch of lopsided matchups this weekend, it ought to be easy to pick a winner. But we know better. Good luck to both. Hurry up and lose! Then we can start over again.

Gotta respect Erron sticking with the Raiders despite losing their star QB. Loyalty, however, is not a category in the survivor pool. They lost. He's out.

Blown out at home? By Jax? Really. Palm to forehead.