Survivor Pool from the Halls of 2030

Denver's inexplicable loss to the winless Giants knocked out Jenna -- leaving Andrea as the last one standing. Andrea wins the $150 thanks to Washington's narrow victory over the hard luck Niners. Was it a great pick?  She survived. So...yes, it was.

We are down to the final two survivors, both chasing the $150 purse. With a bunch of lopsided matchups this weekend, it ought to be easy to pick a winner. But we know better. Good luck to both. Hurry up and lose! Then we can start over again.

Gotta respect Erron sticking with the Raiders despite losing their star QB. Loyalty, however, is not a category in the survivor pool. They lost. He's out.

Blown out at home? By Jax? Really. Palm to forehead.

You know, I wouldn't have bothered launching a website had I known it wouldn't be relevant very long. Nine, count 'em, nine, contenders got wiped out by a tidal wave of Sunday upsets. Most of the damage was done by home losers New England, Dallas and Atlanta. Nobody goes away empty handed. Winners of the coveted Participation Award go to Jim C, Michael, Kellie, Allegra, Michelle, Abigail, Donna, Jim G and Kimberly. It only took an unprecedented quirk in NFL history for Andrea, Jimi and Erron to slip by. Their Cardinals won in OT despite facing presumably the latest deficit in NFL overtime history. SF opened overtime with a plodding drive that took 17 plays and over seven minutes, but the Niners settled for a field goal -- which meant the opponent got one last chance, and the Cards had enough time to score a winning TD. Despite winning 46-18, even the Seahawk people couldn't relax, as Seattle trailed at half before blowing out the Colts to make survivors of Barry...